Beanie level: Errand boy
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I believe in reincarnation. I think every time a sock goes missing from the dryer it turns into an extra plasticware/tupperware lid.

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    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    You are definitely turning me into a believer too!

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“Secret Forest” final episode!

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Gray hair is the human body\’s equivalent of low toner… hehe.

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Multi-tasking Procrastinator:
Someone who puts off all kinds of things at once.

(That\’s me ?)

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\”RIP boiling water, you will be mist.\”

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“A Taxi Driver” My most anticipated K movie 😄 premiers Aug 2.
Song Kang-ho 💗, Ryu Jun-yeol 💗, Yoo Hae-jin 💗, Thomas Kretschmann 💗
Gwangju Uprising 😭❣️

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It\’s funny how we say \”half a dozen\” when \”six\” is so much easier.

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Lame joke alert:
One day a chicken crossed the road and met james bond and said whats your name?? ….bond james bond… whats yours??..ken chick ken!

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Someone figured out my password, now I have to rename my cat.

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    Think of a name from a different culture. 😅

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    That sounds like something Joey from FRIENDS might say! 😂

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      Lol I just watched “Criminal Minds” eps 2 and the suspect’s pw was the name of his cat. In the original, the pw was a Metallica song.

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It\’s interesting that when you clean out the vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner…😜

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I hate it when I gain 10 lbs for a role and then I realize I\’m not an actress.

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Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs🕸.

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Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting into your eyes. But usually it\’s an eyelash in my eye. – Eyeronic

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If you answer the phone and say \”Hello! You\’re on the air!\” most telemarketers will hang up.

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I don\’t understand why people have to say hurtful things, like \”pay this bill\” or \” try this kale\”.

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    Exactly! But you know what I’ll try all the kales in the world if it means no paying bills!

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I normally don’t find fart jokes funny but I laughed at this one.

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How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One…or two? One…or two? Three or four? Three….or four?

(Swapping jokes with my friend today was the best thing ever).

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