No, they aren’t on fire, they’re just regular cows. Who are supposed to be in a field. A field further up the road. I don’t know who their farmer is either.
I’m not sure why I envisioned your street to have like two houses on it…and be in the middle of nowhere with very little people. Anyways sounds like it was quite the pickle there.
You’re not far off actually.
We have three houses, and are only slightly in the middle of nowhere.
The thing is, the road I live on is a popular back road for seeing forests and for getting from one small town to another, so we have a fair amount of traffic. Down here, there are five cows to every person.
I assume that a part of the fence fell over, and the cows decided to be extra active today, so they went for a walk down the road. Truthfully, It’s not the first time something like this has happened (there was a sheep outbreak a while back.) so one of the neighbors probably contacted the farmer, and he eventually showed up in a tractor and herded them back to their barn.
Other than the initial reaction of “Oh. There are 20 odd cows on my lawn. Da Fuq is dis?” I mostly didn’t really pay attention until they walked back followed by a tractor.
I used to be terrified of driving on highways (I still dont love it) one day I was driving back from mn to ky and decided to try to do it without going on the highway. I ended up on top of a crest of a steep hill with a big brown cow standing at the top looking at me. I just sat there and waited for it to go away. It was nerve wracking.
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aardvark
September 6, 2017 at 12:08 PM
So um…
There is a herd of cows walking down my street.
They don’t look like they’re being moved.
I think they escaped.
Do I.. call the police?
This feels like a fever dream;;
redfox
September 6, 2017 at 12:11 PM
are they on fire? then martians attacked. if not, they are probably just cows.
aardvark
September 6, 2017 at 12:21 PM
No, they aren’t on fire, they’re just regular cows. Who are supposed to be in a field. A field further up the road. I don’t know who their farmer is either.
Maybe they just wanted to go shopping?
kayedrama
September 6, 2017 at 1:15 PM
Or maybe they’re a bit bored so they went for a walk by themselves? 😆
toramona
September 6, 2017 at 1:53 PM
I think you do call the police? Right? I’m not sure but can’t they get hurt?
Also RUN COWS RUN. Freedom is yours for the taking.
aardvark
September 6, 2017 at 5:34 PM
I mean, a car vs. a stampede of cows. I’d be more concerned for the people.
toramona
September 6, 2017 at 5:51 PM
I’m not sure why I envisioned your street to have like two houses on it…and be in the middle of nowhere with very little people. Anyways sounds like it was quite the pickle there.
aardvark
September 6, 2017 at 6:29 PM
You’re not far off actually.
We have three houses, and are only slightly in the middle of nowhere.
The thing is, the road I live on is a popular back road for seeing forests and for getting from one small town to another, so we have a fair amount of traffic. Down here, there are five cows to every person.
Jig
September 6, 2017 at 3:39 PM
They’re probably just looking for the local chick-fil-a
isa
September 6, 2017 at 8:01 PM
What happened? Are the cows still wandering around?
aardvark
September 6, 2017 at 9:22 PM
I assume that a part of the fence fell over, and the cows decided to be extra active today, so they went for a walk down the road. Truthfully, It’s not the first time something like this has happened (there was a sheep outbreak a while back.) so one of the neighbors probably contacted the farmer, and he eventually showed up in a tractor and herded them back to their barn.
Other than the initial reaction of “Oh. There are 20 odd cows on my lawn. Da Fuq is dis?” I mostly didn’t really pay attention until they walked back followed by a tractor.
isa
September 6, 2017 at 9:28 PM
I used to be terrified of driving on highways (I still dont love it) one day I was driving back from mn to ky and decided to try to do it without going on the highway. I ended up on top of a crest of a steep hill with a big brown cow standing at the top looking at me. I just sat there and waited for it to go away. It was nerve wracking.