Because no one asked, here are some more facts about Aardvarks you do(n’t) need to know:
There IS a difference between Anteaters and Aardvarks (even though aardvarks are sometimes referred to as that) Anteaters have a longer thinner snout that has a tongue that is freakishly long, and somehow kinda cute. An Aardvark does not.
Also, apparently if an aardvark is attacked in a tunnel, they collapse the tunnel and go right at the predator with lovely sharp claws. They basically trap themselves underground, and just hand the bad guys butt to them.
Gosh I’m happy I chose this handle.