@azzo1 Oppa has a big face, too!

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    This made me laugh out loud!

    What are you doing? Why bring Oppa in this? Are you trying to comfort me after you’ve drawn me a face double the size of a normal person’s face?! Are you saying it’s okay now?

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      You mean to say that your face isn’t this size normally?
      Next you’re gonna tell me you’re not green!
      O.O

      WHAT?!?!

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        No, it isn’t! And yes, I’m not green! *holds you before you faint*
        I’ve been trying to tell you this but you won’t listen! I’m as normal as a person can be! Believe me!

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          But YY showed me proof so I believe her 😛 !

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            *whispers* Pssst, yuelie…I think the big face makes her look older than Oppa, like 100 years older, but don’t tell her I said she has a big old green face.

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            It can be fabricated proof! Think about it, I never showed her a picture of me, she never met me, how can she draw me green, I could be red!

            @yyishere *gives you her creepiest side-eye*

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          Pfff, Why would she lie about your green face!? No, I believe her because she even gave herself a pointy chin! She played fair with herself so she had to be fair with you too!
          You’re green! lol

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          Yes! lol
          You are so gonna steal the show at you brother’s wedding…with your green face lol!

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            OMG! They will think an unidentified creature is crashing the wedding! They might attack me!

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          Azzo is a messenger from the stars! Let’s be E.T friendly and give her a hug…but watch out for the pointy ears and cheeks, don’t hurt yourself!

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          Our friendly alien is crying!
          Don’t cry little greeny!
          *trying to be friendly*
          How do they wipe tears on your planet? Do you need leaves? Some mud?

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            I don’t know! I don’t think there is another creature like me, I don’t have a planet, I’m alone! This is so sad!

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          Oh, you are alone? You are making me so sad for you greeny!
          I know a lonely frog if you want lol

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      Oppa’s face expands under water. Stay away from water or your big face will become bigger.

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        It’s already too big, I don’t know how much bigger it can get and don’t want to know!

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          Laughing so hard…take care now, don’t get your big head stuck when walking through doorways.

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            I imagined that, didn’t look comfortable! *cries*

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            She walks around with kitchen oil to grease the doorways lol!

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            She brings along a bottle of kitchen oil when she goes out to grease the elevators. She has to make sure her big face gets in the elevator before her body so it doesn’t get pinned down by the closing doors.

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            But because of all that oil, people think she smells like french fries lol!

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          Custom-make your own helmet with an open top to accommodate your spaceship head. All the guests will faint when you make your grand entrance.

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            How is that any help? You said I need to wear a helmet to protect them, making them faint isn’t prorecting!

            OMG! I just imagined myself wearing a traditional dress with that head! 😂😂😂

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        Are you saying that she is green, has spaceship hair, pointy ears, pointy cheeks AND wrinkles?
        *faints*

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          WHAT?! I have wrinkles and now I’m smelly, too?

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            *laughing so hard*
            Poor you!

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            Laughing my head off. The list keeps getting longer. Oppa will love you more. The weirder you look,the more Oppa will love you.

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            You know that if he stays with you despite all that, that’s true love!
            Or maybe he’s like Lilo with Stitch…it’s always nice to have a strange alien pet lol!

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      azzo, which helmet do you prefer, yuelie’s or mine?

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